So they’ve both swiped right. Now they’re meeting for the first time. Facing each other. As if that’s a normal thing to do.
But she’s being uncomfortable, and he’s a total bore. The vibe is horrific and the banter is even worse. But something is keeping them in their seats. Something is making them stay.
With acid wit, Miriam Battye’s award-winning new play takes a scalpel to modern romance.
A Paines Plough, Soho Theatre and Belgrade Theatre production, in association with Landmark Theatres.
Age guidance: 14+
“2023 Scotsman Fringe First winner”
“Miriam Battye’s comedic tour de force”
“This is Paines Plough at its very best”
British Theatre Guide
“A sizzling production by Katie Posner that is as sharp as a stiletto.”
“Sometimes a play really captures the moment, and this fierce and funny comedy, which gets a zinging production from Katie Posner, does just that.”
Lyn Gardner, Stage Door
“A first date to savour”